0.01 + 0.01 = 0.02
haha ok let's start wif joke!!
Three Tickets
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. “Young lady,” he began, “I would like three pickets to titsburg.” Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest approached. “Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh,” he began, “and I would like the change in nipples and dimes.” So, of course, he also fled.
Then came the third. “Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say,” he continued, “if you insist on dressing like that when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger’s going to shake his peter at you.”
hmm.. so's dat funnae?? lols.. so my 2c today is abt...
the elements... well lets just do fire cos i need my beauty sleeeeep..
fire.. the sun... light?!? isn't amazing how light fits into almost everywhere... impossible to escape or knock it away... hwow.. and that the darkness always always loses to darkness... even a match in the darkness night would illuminate all.. hmm.. powerful..
and fire.. a source of heat, of light, of energy... fire which could light a matchstick could set vasts great forests on fire.. take lives... take houses.. homes.. habitats... bend steel... never break but.. bend steel?? hwoah... and this same fire could simply be used to light a cigarette or a lamp.. but 'inspired' on by 'impulses' such as kerosene or gas could bring even whole steel structured buildings down??!!?? ( such as in 911)( mebbe it was da lousy structures).. but watching a documentary about the true causes and effects of 911 it proved that just kerosene and fire could easily blow away fire-proof coating and take down monster structures... hwoah...
hwow.. sigh... beautiful stars light the skye tonight.. heavenly.. simply... heavenly
Three Tickets
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. “Young lady,” he began, “I would like three pickets to titsburg.” Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest approached. “Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh,” he began, “and I would like the change in nipples and dimes.” So, of course, he also fled.
Then came the third. “Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say,” he continued, “if you insist on dressing like that when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger’s going to shake his peter at you.”
hmm.. so's dat funnae?? lols.. so my 2c today is abt...
the elements... well lets just do fire cos i need my beauty sleeeeep..
fire.. the sun... light?!? isn't amazing how light fits into almost everywhere... impossible to escape or knock it away... hwow.. and that the darkness always always loses to darkness... even a match in the darkness night would illuminate all.. hmm.. powerful..
and fire.. a source of heat, of light, of energy... fire which could light a matchstick could set vasts great forests on fire.. take lives... take houses.. homes.. habitats... bend steel... never break but.. bend steel?? hwoah... and this same fire could simply be used to light a cigarette or a lamp.. but 'inspired' on by 'impulses' such as kerosene or gas could bring even whole steel structured buildings down??!!?? ( such as in 911)( mebbe it was da lousy structures).. but watching a documentary about the true causes and effects of 911 it proved that just kerosene and fire could easily blow away fire-proof coating and take down monster structures... hwoah...
hwow.. sigh... beautiful stars light the skye tonight.. heavenly.. simply... heavenly
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