_ Un-pimplefy _
Okay fine! Geez.. I'm sick and tired of repeating myself so if you ask me one more time after this I'll smack you.
Here it is:
How To Get Rid Of Pimples:
Copyright© Bobby 2004
First of all let me say that I think facial washers DO NOT WORK. Well, that is in my case, and quite alot of other peoples' too. If you have a perfect facial wash that gives you results in >3 days then STOP READING MYY DARN POST! [andfeelfreetointroduceittoallofus]
Yes, facial washers simply do not work.[Note*:I Do Not Mean Facial Masks!! So don't complain to me if your facial mask don't work.]
And when I talk about facial washers I mean the CHEAP ONE's YOU FIND IN THE NEAREST NTUC. Like by BIORE or Ginvera etc.cetc. NOT SK-II or some heck expensive one that's been recommended by dunno what magazine. Well I'm not sure if they work either. Anyway, here goes. If you are completely pimple-free or don't care about how to remove pimples then GO AWAY.
1. When you bathe, after you've shampooed your hair, use NORMAL BODY SOAP and scrub your whole entire face like there was no tomorrow. Yes, take note, NORMAL BODY SOAP. Scrub especially hard on the pimple/s area but scrub hard the rest of your face too. Yes I KNOW THAT NORMAL BODY SOAP IS VERY DRY. BUT THAT IS THE POINT.
It is supposed to be dry so as to dry out the pimple. NO THE WATER FROM YOUR SHOWER DOES NOT REMOVE THE DRYNESS AFTER THAT! geez... Leave your face soaped and do the rest of your body.
2. After you've showered down and stepped out of the bathroom, when using a towel to wipe your face, SCRUB OFF THE DARN PIMPLE! YES I MEAN IT. YOU WILL NOT FEEL A THING. let me repeat that. YOU WILL NOT FEEL A SINGLE THING. I mean that too. This is because when you've dryed out the pimple while you bathed, there will be a hardened pimple that will be terribly easy to rub off. ONE RUB WILL DO IT.
And yes, you won't feel pain. It may not seem so before you scrub it but I assure you you won't feel a thing.
3. After you've rubbed it off the bugger WILL START BLEEDING IMMEDIATELY. No I do not mean profusely, it's just like when you scratch off an uncompleted scab and blood comes out. Yeah that sort of thing. Now when this happens you can either leave the scab to completely heal,[whatIdonotdo], or use tissue and dab off the fresh blood.[whatido=D].
Now my friend scrutinized this and said then it will leave a scar or a mark on your face. I replied but it seems fine to me wad. Then he said it's because I'm tanned. Maybe. Letme just say that yes there probably will be a mark but it will be EXTREMELY QUANTUMDRUPER SMALL. So unless someone is studying your face or forehead with a magnifying glass you do not need to worry.
4. Now, if you've dabbed out the blood, definitely new blood will flow out but it will not be as much as the first amount. So a scab will form. =D. When you think the scab has dried out sufficiently, like after a day or two, then scratch/pluck/rip/whatever it off. AND YOU ARE DONE!!! The pimple is GONNEEE!! HURRAH!
Extra Tips:
1. Work's better if your pimple is at its final stage. That means almost like bursting with pass. But it also works if it is halfway to pass-saturation. If it is still rather small and not very visible and my method does not work then wait till the final stage.
2. This is how you should wash your face everyday to keep it pimple/black-head free. Yes, blackheads too. If you don't believe it works, come look at me.
3. Work's better if you drink water frequently. I mean yeah, this water-drinking is not original, but please do drink lotsa water. If during the day you think you've not drank enough, then before you sleep drink two cups of water and immediately pee whatever is currently in your bladder out.
Disclaimer*: DO THE ABOVE AT YOUR OWN RISK. IF IT DOES NOT WORK DON'T COME FRIGGIN' CRYING TO ME. IF YOU ARE TERRIBLY FAIR AND ARE SCARRED FOR LIFE TOO BAD. RESULTS MAY AND PROBABLY WILL VARY. THOUGH I'D SAY A 90% CHANCE OF SUCCESS. YES, I MEAN IT.
Feel free to tell me the results.
Byebye.
Caution*:IF I SEE MY METHOD ON ANYONE ELSE'S BLOG WITHOUT MY COPYRIGHT THERE, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.
Here it is:
How To Get Rid Of Pimples:
Copyright© Bobby 2004
First of all let me say that I think facial washers DO NOT WORK. Well, that is in my case, and quite alot of other peoples' too. If you have a perfect facial wash that gives you results in >3 days then STOP READING MYY DARN POST! [andfeelfreetointroduceittoallofus]
Yes, facial washers simply do not work.[Note*:I Do Not Mean Facial Masks!! So don't complain to me if your facial mask don't work.]
And when I talk about facial washers I mean the CHEAP ONE's YOU FIND IN THE NEAREST NTUC. Like by BIORE or Ginvera etc.cetc. NOT SK-II or some heck expensive one that's been recommended by dunno what magazine. Well I'm not sure if they work either. Anyway, here goes. If you are completely pimple-free or don't care about how to remove pimples then GO AWAY.
1. When you bathe, after you've shampooed your hair, use NORMAL BODY SOAP and scrub your whole entire face like there was no tomorrow. Yes, take note, NORMAL BODY SOAP. Scrub especially hard on the pimple/s area but scrub hard the rest of your face too. Yes I KNOW THAT NORMAL BODY SOAP IS VERY DRY. BUT THAT IS THE POINT.
It is supposed to be dry so as to dry out the pimple. NO THE WATER FROM YOUR SHOWER DOES NOT REMOVE THE DRYNESS AFTER THAT! geez... Leave your face soaped and do the rest of your body.
2. After you've showered down and stepped out of the bathroom, when using a towel to wipe your face, SCRUB OFF THE DARN PIMPLE! YES I MEAN IT. YOU WILL NOT FEEL A THING. let me repeat that. YOU WILL NOT FEEL A SINGLE THING. I mean that too. This is because when you've dryed out the pimple while you bathed, there will be a hardened pimple that will be terribly easy to rub off. ONE RUB WILL DO IT.
And yes, you won't feel pain. It may not seem so before you scrub it but I assure you you won't feel a thing.
3. After you've rubbed it off the bugger WILL START BLEEDING IMMEDIATELY. No I do not mean profusely, it's just like when you scratch off an uncompleted scab and blood comes out. Yeah that sort of thing. Now when this happens you can either leave the scab to completely heal,[whatIdonotdo], or use tissue and dab off the fresh blood.[whatido=D].
Now my friend scrutinized this and said then it will leave a scar or a mark on your face. I replied but it seems fine to me wad. Then he said it's because I'm tanned. Maybe. Letme just say that yes there probably will be a mark but it will be EXTREMELY QUANTUMDRUPER SMALL. So unless someone is studying your face or forehead with a magnifying glass you do not need to worry.
4. Now, if you've dabbed out the blood, definitely new blood will flow out but it will not be as much as the first amount. So a scab will form. =D. When you think the scab has dried out sufficiently, like after a day or two, then scratch/pluck/rip/whatever it off. AND YOU ARE DONE!!! The pimple is GONNEEE!! HURRAH!
Extra Tips:
1. Work's better if your pimple is at its final stage. That means almost like bursting with pass. But it also works if it is halfway to pass-saturation. If it is still rather small and not very visible and my method does not work then wait till the final stage.
2. This is how you should wash your face everyday to keep it pimple/black-head free. Yes, blackheads too. If you don't believe it works, come look at me.
3. Work's better if you drink water frequently. I mean yeah, this water-drinking is not original, but please do drink lotsa water. If during the day you think you've not drank enough, then before you sleep drink two cups of water and immediately pee whatever is currently in your bladder out.
Disclaimer*: DO THE ABOVE AT YOUR OWN RISK. IF IT DOES NOT WORK DON'T COME FRIGGIN' CRYING TO ME. IF YOU ARE TERRIBLY FAIR AND ARE SCARRED FOR LIFE TOO BAD. RESULTS MAY AND PROBABLY WILL VARY. THOUGH I'D SAY A 90% CHANCE OF SUCCESS. YES, I MEAN IT.
Feel free to tell me the results.
Byebye.
Caution*:IF I SEE MY METHOD ON ANYONE ELSE'S BLOG WITHOUT MY COPYRIGHT THERE, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.
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