quote-tar

haha i came across some funny quotes that i'd like to share this post.


1) "Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports." - Rita Rudner


2) "Women really do want to be on time. It's just everything starts so darned early." - Sela Ward


3) "Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute." - Gil Stern


4) "If you're going to do something tonight that you'll regret tomorrow morning, sleep late." - Henry Youngman


5) "A critic is someone who knows the way but can't drive the car." - Kenneth Tynan


and the last one that I like the best,


6) "Whether I force myself to eat the onions or throw them sparingly away, the Africans would still be famished." - Claire Neubronner