Sunday, January 02, 2005

10 Ridiculous Things I've Ever Done

Happae New Year!!!! Woohoo!! School starts in tomorrow! but, heck, mebbe im getting to sluggish and fat so mebbe school will do some good. So for now as i promised:

The 10 most Ridiculous Things I've Ever Done:

1.Glue Sniffing?? Nope.. mebbe Chlorine
-Yes.. i took one huge whiff of chlorine absent-mindedly as i could not smell it from afar... wooooooo... i think i blacked out for like.. two seconds after that and couldn't breathe properly for some time. Bleah.. really dumb man..

2.Back Breaker
-Back in Pri. school (i think Pri 3/4), i was just swinging back and forth on a railing just before some steps. For no reason i let go, flung myself foward, plummeted toward the steps and landed my back directly on one step. Woo... I remember just sitting there praying the hardest i had ever had in my life.. i seriously thought i would die then. Well.. miraculously nothing serious happened and although my back does give me some problems i haven't told anyone about this incident. Ouch!! My most physically painful ridiculous accident ever.

3.Skirt Chaser
-Aiie... brings back embarrasing and painful memories.. I was p4 then, and i chased after a p5 girl back then in my old church who liked my brother and used me to get close to him. Really broke me when i found out.

4.Law-Breaker
-Haiz.. my most embarrasing public incident. I was about Pri.3/4 again then and i used to buy snacks and open them in the mrt to eat. That day my cracker packet was unusually hard to open and i had to use extra strength. Yea, u got it. I ripped it apart and the crackers flew EVERYWHERE!!! CRAP!! And as school was in the afternoon then it was about peak hour when the incident happened!!! i was SOOO Embarresed. Luckily some kind ppl. helped me to clean up and offered me tissue... bah.. *shudders*.. i like.. broke two laws at once... Eating in mrt and littering...

5.It's called getting priorities right
-Giving up tennis.. deciding to go full force to sustain the choir.. really regretted it.. totally dont play now but.. still yearn to sometimes.. haiz... well i hope i made the right choice.

6.DETENTION
-Stupidest thing i've ever done in school. Lit up a match for $10 in an air-con classroom. It was straight to detention man.. luckily we extinguished it quickly if not the sprinklers would have gone off.. haha. Sigh! broke my perfect record. Very first and shall be my only detetion.

7.-Rejected-
-Haiz... this happened just last yr.. coming to a totally new church... chasing after some girl i didn't noe at all in my best friends group.. Being shelled and lectured by two of her friends over messenger.. Being blocked by her in our very first convo.(CAN you believe THAT???!?!?!?!) wA Lau.. sucked lah.. ouchies... but.. it was darn stupid and mindless of me in the first place lah..

8.when swearing, beware the sudden teacher
- This happened during P.E. I swore like quite loudly during soccer as someone stole the ball from me. And guess who was behind. LAI CHIEH MIN the pe teacher from my chhurch!! ARGH!!! He gave me a choice.. either pump twenty or detention. Obviously it had to be the pumping. Dumb man...

9.Hp No.
-I asked for a girls hp. no. at Heeren sometime back in September 03'. Well i wasn't rejected!! haha.. it was a challenge between me n my friend to see who would get it first. Well i did!! But later i found out behind her very cute face was a character i didn't fancy... but heck.. one of my closest friends is now her boyfriend for over a yr now. Kudos to them. Lol.. Still can't believe i actually asked for a stranger's no. .. oh well

10..I.. couldn't..
-Back to serious stuff.. i couldn't be there at my grandad's funeral... i was in the midst of exams then and my whole family had gone to KL for the funeral.. leaving me behind... sigh... he was my fav. grandad.. always joyful and cheerful.. and loving.. and i couldn't be there.. i wasnt allowed to be there.. to see the last of.. him..sigh... really regret it.. not being there... alot

Yeah so there you have it... there was supposed to be one more but i couldn't remember so i had to sub in one point. Take Note: These are things that won't affect me anymore so don't bother to try to poke fun at me with them. Well... Tomorrow sch starts.. haiz.. well.. CHEERS anyway... ;D

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