- bobpig -

I read in the papers about dog blogs today.



So I thought it'd be quite interesting if I were to write up a post of me being an animal.




Don't think I wanna copy everyone else so.. I shall be a pig!!




Lets start my day!!




Day in the Life of Bobby the Pig
"bbbzzzzz... buzzzz... buzzzzz..."




"buzzz... BUZZZZ... BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ"






"BUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!... ZIPPP"




"BAH STUPID HOUSEFLY!!! *snort* GO AWAY AND LET ME REST IN PEACE YOU SMALL IRRITANT!!"





(waves paw pathetically in air to shoo housefly off)





*squints at surroundings*





(fly buzzes away for now)




(tries to go back to sleep)





*period of silence*





(can't go back to sleep)





*opens tiny eyes and squints at surroundings once more*




*snort**snort**sniff**SNIFF*




"ooo.. food's here!!"




(rolls over obese body and tries to stand up on wobbly pork legs)





(sees the food)





*snort!! snort!!*





(starts drooling like crazy and trotter over to the food, tail frantically curling around)




"letsee what do we have.. ah chow again!!!!"






(buries head in food and starts muching like a mad pig)





*chew**chew**snort**chew**munch**snort**munch**munch*





"ooogo.. thhhiisshh izzzsshh gguddd fuudd.. i loiikkee *munch munch*"





okay this is acutally quite stupid.




I dont wanna be a pig anymore haha.




*end of story*





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Get them from me before they sell out :)