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Haha so much has happened this week but nothing has made me 0.0 more than this!! haha this really is quite funny. Cheers everyone!! will update once promos are over!!! JIA YOU!!!!!!!

- verylargenutshell -

So the past week has only been a moderately productive one..


Only managed to study till 10pm for tues, wed and thurs.. T.T


Well technically not thurs cos I went home slightly earlier to catch season finale of Lost II..


So anti-climax can??


Well now that my mock papers are finally over.. I can stay in school till 10 everyday!!!


Haha the dinners provided by the PAT(Parents Action Team) are superb can??


Pasta+pasta+fried rice+ chicken stew..


HWOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! YUMMMM x 10000000!!!!


So yes my mugger partner all the way has been Jingwei.. and some days Colleen too haha..


2 people mugging together is the best.


+1 more increases productivity only slightly.


+1 more starts to go into negative productivity.


+1 more, split into two groups lah retards.


Haha here is an interesting fact for all of you.


You know that Jingwei has been staying by himself at a 2-room flat with a dentist since the start of sec 4 right??


Well come next year I will be joining him, cos the dentist is moving out in December.


So we'll be mugging from the start of Jan till A Levels are over, our goal being to ease through the prelims then to ace the A Levels!!!!


Yeah I know that there'll be many other things to do along the way, but without a television set, lots of newspapers, highly powerful computer..


It'll be the perfect conducive environment for studying..


NO DISTRACTIONS BABYY!!!


Aside from my guitar but that's never a distraction.


Yeah I suddenly like have got all my ambitions sorted out.


haha do you want to know??


I want to do undergrad at the University of Cornell reading Hospitality Management..


So my ultimate aim is to become the General Manager of some bigshot hospital like Tan Tock Seng or some huge hotel like the Ritz Carlton..


MAYBE EVEN THE ENTIRE INTEGRATED RESORT!!!!!


Haha woah that's like the ultimate of ultimates!!


Yes yes so I must therefor mug hard hard all through next year so that Cornell will accept a kukubird like me.


Haha but that aside, studying from promos has got to up a pace from here on.


Everyday mann... c'mon Bobby you can do it!!!


And I've finally gotten the Wesley Youth Ministry Camp 2006 forms!!!


YEAH!!!!


Haha I've already talked to my class people about it and they seem quite keen to go HOORAY!!


I also put a notice on the blog to inform them today, cos the Camp Commandent the beloved GP teacher Joshua Lim will be coming to visit tmr and Advertise the camp :):):):)


Haha yes even if half the class goes.. it'll be absolutely fantastic..


So sad cos I got to miss the last day of camp.. but by then most of the fun would be over so I guess it's alright :)

yeah~!!!!


F.E.A.R


Featuring Extreme Awe and Reverence. YMCAMP06. Are you ready?


yep.


okay that's all for the weekly post. maybe I won't even use the com on weekends next time haha!


now off to do somemore KI..


must get C for it if not I'll be forced to drop T.T

- fleshinthepen -

HWOAR THE HOLIDAYS HAVE GONE BY SUPER ULTRA QUANTUMQUADRUPER FAST!


Haha well I managed to clock in hundreds of hours of sleep at least, I think I've got eyebags cos I've been sleeping too much ahah.


BUT AS A RESULT I HARDLY DID ANY WORK T.T


At least I managed to work on integration.. and I'm ever so painstaking slowly but surely making my way through the FRUSTRATINGLY tedious tutorial..


Qn 27/51..


WAH CAN CRY MAN!!! HALFWAY THROUGH ONLY!!!


haiz.. nvm JIA YOU JIA YOU!!


And really thank ESTHER-NANNYKINS and DAGE-whoRockstheMOstestMOSTMOST for lending me their aid today in math and just fellowship ;):)


ANYWAY DUPER MUGGER GROUP STARTS ON TUESDAY YAY!!!


Everyday from tuesday onward, stay in school and MUGMUGMUG like a train go CHUGCHUGCHUG from 530pm till 10pm latest.


But should end around 930 haha.


Yay I'm so glad lah.. like everyday after get home from school no mood to study le.


But now got LUO JINGWEI to mugmug with me so INSPIRATION MAXXX x 10000!!


Anyway yesterday I co-led worship at Payar Lebar Methodist Church Youth Service with DA GE to a congregation of about 200 youths?!?


Haha was really an acoustic worship lah.. just Da Ge on keys and I on git and we both vocalising..


Simple and refreshing worship!!


Some person managed to get photos of us though out of like 25 photos only 3 ARE DECENT?!?


Haha the photographer really needs some training XP

WOAH 5 PHOTOS TAKE LIKE 1082356138041268468012 hours to LOAD!!!

Haha I think I shall use back Hello! b picasa next time!

Yeah truly learnt alot just leading another worship in a totally different church yet..

It's exactly where home is :)

Okay okay so much for my week for mad posting!!! Next time i posst will be.. indefinite..

haha maybe 4 weeks from now??

Haha see how lah!

Okay ADIOUS PPL!!

MUG HARD K??

We'll ace everything together ;)

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the ultimate atheist

Have you not heard of that madman who lit a lantern in the bright morning hours, ran to the market-place, and cried incessantly: 'I am looking for God! I am looking for God!'


As many of those who did not believe in God were standing together there, he excited considerable laughter.


'Have you lost him, then?' said one. 'Did he lose his way like a child?' said another.' Or is he hiding?''Is he afraid of us?'' Has he gone on a voyage?''or emigrated?' Thus they shouted and laughed. The madman sprang into their midst and pierced them with his glances.


'Where has God gone?' he cried. 'I shall tell you. We have killed him - you and I. We are his murderers. But how have we done this? How were we able to drink up the sea? Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon? What did we do when we unchained the earth from its sun? Whither is it moving now? Whither are we moving now? Away from all suns? Are we not perpetually falling? Backward, sidewards, forward, in all directions? Is there any up or down left? Are we not straying as through an infinite nothing? Do we not feel the breath of empty space? Has it not become colder? Is it not more and more night coming on all the time? Must not lanterns be lit in the morning? Do we not hear anything yet of the noise of the gravediggers who are burying God? Do we not smell anything yet of God's decomposition? Gods too decompose. God is dead. God remains dead.And we have killed him.'


'How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we not ourselves become gods simply to be worthy of it? There has never been a greater deed; and whosoever shall be born after us - for the sake of this deed he shall be part of a higher history than all history hitherto.'



Here the madman fell silent and again regarded his listeners; and they too were silent and stared at him in astonishment. At last he threw his lantern to the ground, and it broke and went out...

- Frederick Nietzsche: The Madman

God is God - Steven Curtis Chapman

OH MY GOODNESS I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE MUSIC VIDEOS OF STEVEN CURTIS CHAPMAN!!


I found this live video.. Steven performing for the President of the United States.. just him and his guitar... and he talks about how the song he wrote, "God is God" found especially new meaning when Sept 11 happened..


Ahh if ever someone I want/wanted to write somgs like, it would be him.. he's just so gifted..


"a man of greatest authority is a man who is under great authority"

if only a fool falls twice..

then i am the King of Fools..

Abba Father... i hurt

again..

here, there and everywhere

Here is a picture of our 101% original Choir Smiley!! Two complete pictures are below in the post!! :)
I happened to read my old blog posts, the ones I wrote in October last year.


I came across a post where I was painfully awoken by fear intensely gripping my heart, fear so heavy and real.


No it wasn't from some super duper scary horror movie nor cos I was going to do flying fox the next day, but it was fear cos O Lvl's was just around the corner.


Woah...


Somewhere inside me the feeling I had then might suddenly resurface..


And I'll probably hate it but..


It's kind of funny and.. weird..


Like the Promos are way harder than the O's.. and much closer too..


But like yet I'm not feeling the fear I had..


Maybe cos it's not major graduation exam but yet..


It still is terribly important nonetheless...


Oh well maybe I do need that fear to jolt my body into discipline once more.


So anyway yesterday was one of the super duper most tiring days I've ever had so far..


It started off with me not having a good sleep, then waking up duper early to go to a surprise birthday gathering at Cherie's place.


Wha lau super quantumquadruper anti-climax..


After the mom opened the door and she came out and we sang happy birthday she was like..


Half-emotionless and said:


"thanks! come in.."


-.-"


thanks come in..


WHA LAU SUPER ANTI-CLIMAX x 1000


I think next time the ultra chao ji plan would definitely involve us not telling the parents, whoseever parents it may be.


Pssht.


So anyways then the choir comm headed to school for banner painting.


PAINTED FROM 9AM TO 5PM CAN!?


Oh my goodness I can't believe I half-died trying to paint banners LOL!


Well I did spend most of my energy trying to run away from BRENDAN AU, HEATH CHAN AND STEPHEN NATANIEL GUNAWAN WHO WERE DESPERATELY TRYING TO PAINT ME!


Well.. actually stephen wanted to kick my ass cos I painted him first LOL!


But wah.. never ran so hard and so long in ages lah..


Panted like crazy..


By like 3 o clock I was so tired I power napped on one of the benches in the void deck..


Oh my goodness.. everything from my hair down to my toes were painted lah..


Super hard to wash off..


Lol crazy tenors 0607.


But it was super worth it.


All the banners were absolutely beautiful.


I can scarce believe it still.


Here are 3 pics of our most splendid banner :)


1 is already at the top.








RAWR>


I can't believe I woke up at 1115 today..


Stupid alarm never ring..


Oh well chemugging time..


Argh why got tutorial tmr T.T

m-o-n-d-a-y

ALWIGHT this is the 2nd time I'm posting.


Rather huge waste of time if you ask me but I'm bored haha.


ANYWAY THIS AFTERNOON SUPER SPASTIC!!


I met Wanling, Leheng, Michael and Germaine for lunch n stuff and when we walked past Orchard MRT this woman stopped me dead in my tracks.


"Good Afternoon, we're from blah&blah Modelling Agency and we'd like you to come down and audition for a Spectacle chain."


0.0


"YES you'll be paid according for each assignment you take on should you pass the interview and the interview is tmr."


0.0


*ahem*


Then:


(with the millions of things I have to do filling my humble mind LOL)


"Umm.. sorry I'm not interested in modelling right now.."


"Oh.. I tell you what, why don't you give it a shot? Just leave with me your name and contact, here's our contact card."


"Err.. No I really am not interested in modelling.."


(why did't you approach me earlier you retards. now of course I not free la)


"Oh.. why don't you just leave your number and name and tomorrow you can tell the person who calls you that you have no interest??"


She still relunctantly stands firm in front of me lah, leaving me no space to pass..


And all this time the other four are giggling like mad at a corner..


-.-


"okay fine.. my no. is...."


Then we had lunch at Yoshinoya and dessert at NYDC.


WAH WANLING IS ULTRA DUPER FUNNY LAH!


And it's not what she says or does that is funny, it's how funny and SPASTICATED she is when she does it.


It's like, I'M GONNA LAUGH TO DEATH AT HER SOME DAY!!!


Haha Michael is kinda funny too..


What Michael said to Wanling:


"You're extremely spastic. I disown you. I dunno you go away. I refuse to acknowledge you as someone I know!"


LOL!!!!!


Wah then we talked for so very long about so many things haha.


Wanling is really a non-stop source of laughter.


And she totally doesn't know anything LOL!


"TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME EVERYTHING!!"


She said that like 5000 times haha.




Ah oh my goodness I just found out that Australian Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin died..

The article is on Forbes.Com.

Wha lau he was like my favourite wild-life presenter..

It's so unreal that he died.. doing what he loved best..

A stingray poison bard pierce directly through his heart..

OUCH TO THE MAX!!

I respect you, croc hunter, a true blue one.

Do put a (tu) in front of your msn nick to pay tribute to him.

It's the display of a turtle.

I salute you Sir.

Chem Test~!!

ARGH STUPID CHEM TEST!

Haha I got 180/250.. louya.

Did the last five qns in like..

HALF A MINUTE AND GOT 4 CORRECT!!

WAH SO LUCKY HAHA>>>

Just see and press.

Then 'zhong'

I should go buy 4D haha, become a millionaire tmr then can leave school.

I WISH!

Alright time to go run errands =)

Week 35 - Sunday Night

Haha I haven't done this in forever.

Blog three times in three days.

Oh well...

WAH I'M REALLY SUPER SLACK!!

HAVEN'T DONE ANY STUDYING SINCE WEDNESDAY OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!

I DON'T CARE TMR I'M WAKING UP AT SIX TO MUG CHEM FOR 4 HOURS!!

GOGOGOGOGOGOGO BOBBY YOU CAN DO IT!!!!

Lol..

Well I went to church last night so I did some shopping and went to watch a movie with Da Ge at PS today.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH X1000000000000000000000000000000

DA GE IS AFRAID OF THRILLER ACTION HORROR MOVIES!!!

wHA the entire show he was squirming about in his seat LOL!

I WANTED TO SCARE HIM SO MANY TIMES LAH!!

Haha but he's my da ge so I didn't.

The movie is really quite dumb though.. Snakes on a Plane

storyline...

Cheesy..

I only got seriously shocked once throughout the show..

The rest was just too unreal.

Oh well guess I'd better go do something productive now..

Need to exercise soon haha.

Till next time!

Tmr?

Haha most likely!!

T minus 2 x 24 hours.

- Intellectual Defense -

Sometime across the study of K&I or Philosophy, my teacher said there'd bound to be something that will make me angry.


What he meant was that there'd be some idea I didn't support and would be biased against and try to undermine but I'd find myself not being able to.


And I'm beginning to realise more and more the truth of his statement.


I find myself so vastly inadequate and unknowledgeable when I read across all the text of thousands of Philosophers past and present.


What gets me most upset?


When there is an article that is anti-christian that I cannot argue against because I just have no content to support myself.


And the number of articles that add up in this aspect are..


Too many to count because alot of things entail this area..


Like how there is no such thing as God, or how humans came about by evolution, or how we cannot prove that God exists or how Christianity has been so inconsistent and YES I absolutely cannot prove those passages wrong cos I don't know anything..


What I thought I knew is just..


Relatively nothing..


I too want to know so much about my faith..


Where was God during the crusades?


Why did He allow them to happen?


Thousands upon thousands were massacred in the name of God..


Why?


Why did God change His nature from the Old to the New Testament?


Why are the two creation stories in the bible different?


Adam was indeed the first man created right? But God created many other men and women and they all didn't come through Adam right?


Why did God create us??


Why do we worship Him if He is omni-benevolent?


Why why why why...


I find myself at an infinite regress of questions..


Argh..


And I don't have time to pursue the answers because I'm just so bogged down by so many other things..


And to top it all of Metaphysics is only one of the Five large areas of K&I..


sigh...


Someone once gave me this proposition:

"Can God create a stone that He cannot carry?"

I realise that I cannot answer that question because either way it will disprove God in some manner..


Pfft...


I need the help of a theologian who can tell me everything..


anyone know where I can find one?

- RAWR -

Ah so my sis migrated this morning to live and work with her husband in New York for an indefinite amount of time.


You know like an SIA First Class ticket straight to New York costs like $10000.


Like my sister went there last month with her husband, then flew back, then today going back again..


That's like... $40000 spent on flying..


And you know what??


It's all paid by the company.


ARGH I WANT ALSO!!!!!!


Haha anyway yesterday was Teachers' Day Survivor Celebrations!!


Didn't really get to enjoy it since I missed most of it but oh well..


Stupid Lydia Toh and her 1AH kept laughing at me cos they said my actions were so funny during For the Longest Time..


Oh well good to know that I actually can appear to be humourous.


Then later in the afternoon was DOTAcsians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WOAH it was super fun lah!


Everyone was running around like mad throwing waterbombs and screaming at each other.


I'm so proud of the choir, only 1 guy didn't turn up and everyone played so hard haha!!


But then after the 2nd round letsee...


I got caught, dragged on a field soaked with rainwater, mud, grass and everything in between, rolled over and had two pails full of mud dumped on me all thanks to KATHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RAWR!!


So much for being the gamemaster lah.. plan everything so hard and then this is what I get in return haiz..


Actually I did manage to escape but the guys said I should just be a sport so FINE LAH I DID!!


Couldn't open my eyes after that and I head-butted into some girl LOL!!


Woah my game name so super original right?


Defense of the ACSians.. (DOTA)


Even the student council already approached me and asked if they could use my creation MUHAHAHAHA!!


(Head inflates to like five times the size)


LOL my er ge said I should charge them copyright fees.


Oh well maybe I shall haha.


Ahh here I am at home on a nice Friday afternoon slacking.


Should I continue to slack??


So much work to do!!


Haha nvm I shall take a BREAK TODAY!!!!!


Hopefully I don't regret my decision.


ANYWAY I'M SUPER EXCITED COS OF THIS YEAR'S YOUTH CAMP!!!


Haha it's going to be super duper ultrafun lah.. like the one event no one should miss in the year..


It's really strange cos you go to the camp expecting something phenomenal and ground-shaking to happen but..


You don't exactly know what..


BUT IT ALWAYS HAPPENS IN SOME FANTASTIC WAY!!!


And the feeling you get is just.. incredible..


and un-explainable..


HAHA I'm so thrilled lah confirm something spectacular is also going to happen this year.


I mean yeah in the midst of the holidays I'll be busy preparing for caroling with the choir but, I'm sure I'll only have to leave the camp once or twice for like 4 hours to pratice then back to FUN FUN FUN!!!!!!!


And the best part is I'm going to invite my ENTIRE CLASS and the camp commandant was our GP teacher for like 4 weeks this past term so they have another incentive to go, to have fun with their beloved fun young GP teacher.


Haha hopefully like most of the class can make it for this expected 400 youths turnout camp.


Ahh but so sad cos I can't play for the worship team but..


Oh well that means I get to spend more time during the camp with people, to get to know them better n stuff..


December 5-8th at YWCA Orchard.


I'm all set haha.


I sure do hope no one misses out on this once in a lifetime opportunity..


(Well technically it's once every year bu since every camp is different so..)


Yup really hoping to see lotsa ppl there!!


especially you