Wedding Day Part II
Hi, I'm back again.
Time now: 11.15am.
So far, a lot of things have happened.
Firstly, the bride groom came, in a bmw7(how did he get this)
And I went to the gate to 'greet' him.
There he was pleading away, asking for me to open his door, while I..
Well.. I did a series of stretches first..
"ohh sorry my hand has cramps!! gotta stretch!!"
"wa lau.. bobby pleaseeeee..."
Stretch stretch..
I walk over and lean on the car door.
"ahh okay now I'm ready. sorry what was it you wanted me to do??"
"open the door please?!?"
"What?? Oh okay sure!!"
I walk to the back door and open it.
The inside of my house erupts with laughter.
"Bobby NO!! I meant this one ARRRUUUGGHHH!!!"
"Oh you meant the other back door?? Oh sorry i'm right on it."
"No..."
"haha okay"
I walk back to the front door.
"So.. what's my prize for opening this door??"
"Well.. you get a red packet!! But only after you open it.."
"A red packet?? Hm letsee I can sell that for what.. 10cents? mebbe 20???"
Gives me bemused glare.
"Haha okay okay..."
I put my hand on the handle, and pull with all my might.
Or what seems like it heh..
"eh so sorry.. door cannot open leh.. dont think I got enuf strenght.. wait lemme stretch more 1st."
I do another series of stretches.
All this time, filming has taken and will be place.
"haha okay.."
I make another show of strenght, and finally open the door.
"THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here you GO!!!"
Presents me with ang pow.
"Haha okay thank you too!!."
I lead him and the pack of bestman to the front of my house.
The door is locked, with all the girlfriends waiting inside the hall.
The groom, Wilfred, looks stunned.
FIRST ROUND
One girl leans forward and shouts:
"Each of you state your name and what you are here for!!!"
"umm.. okay.. I am Wilfred, and I am here to pick up the BRIDE!!"
"I am Wayne and I'm here to help Wilfred pick up the bride!"
"I am Ken and I'm gonna help Wilfred secure the bride!!"
"I am Bryan and Wilfred WILL secure his Bride."
Then the last guy..
"uhh.. I am zhi yong.. and I am here to deliver hamper.."
WWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
SECOND ROUND
Another girl leans forward:
"Okay now I want you to lift the cloth off that chair,
Each of you have to drink what's in the container."
They lift off the cloth, to reveal five containers of mushy green stuff.
One guys sniffs it.
"EEYUUKK!! WASABI AND SOY SAUCE!!"
Many groans from the other guys.
"YES, MUST FINISH ALL OF IT!!"
Guys have no choice, so they do.
Their eyes all were tearing after that.
Lucky they had bottles of water to wash it down with.
"so.. can we come in now?!?" asks Wilfred.
"NO!!"
THIRD ROUND
"We are gonna ask you a series of questions. Each one wrong has a penalty!!"
By now guys are frantically looking for other ways to get in.
Too bad though.. all side doors are locked.
"aaiiee... okay.."
"1st Qn, very easy one: When was Sarah's Birthday?!?"
(My sis's name is Sarah, brother is Paul)
"ahh.. 1st July 1980!!!"shouts Wilfred.
"very good!!!"
Wilfred wipes the sweat off his brow.
"Next: What is Sarah's favourite colour of the moment!!???"
"PINK!! Cos she wanted Pink flowers."
"WRONG!! IT'S PURPLE!!!!"
Commotion erupts!!
Wilfred turns away in shame. Lol.
"AS A PENALTY, ALL OF YOU, 20 PUSH-UPS EACH!!!!"
Another series of groans erupts.
Well to cut a long part short, all of them take off their coats and do it.
Wilfred's back by now is drenched with sweat.
"VERY GOOD!! Third qn: Where was your first date, and what was Sarah wearing.."
Wilfred looks stunned, then thinks for a looong time.
"umm.. it was a french restaurant.."
"WRONG!!!! THAT WAS THE SECOND DATE!!"
Wilfred breaks out in more sweat!! Haha...
Then he thinks for a while again.
"SIAM Thai restaurant??!? And she was wearing jeans!!"
"what top was she wearing?!?"
"I dunno cos I only noticed her bum!!!" Wilfred cheekily replies.
"WAAAAHH. At least tell the colour!!"
"A pink top?!?"
"WRONG!! IT WAS PURPLE!!!!!"
Penalty: Starjump and touch your toes.
Guys make note to themselves that purple is the colour of the day.
Keep in mind that they were all wearing tuxes.
Guys brainstorm, and one guy lifts another up so he can touch his toes while in starjump.
"Hee well done."
(I think there were two more qns.. but i can't rem them right now sorry)
"Okay now, you have to sing the chorus of a Whitney Houston song, through Sarah's window, expressing your love for her."
Wilfred thinks, then in his croaky voice, churns out 'I Will ALways Love You'.
"Very nice, now what do you have to offer to get in??!?"
Hint Hint:ang pow!
"I STILL HAVE TO DO SOMEMORE AFTER ALL THAT?!?!?"
"Yes.."
Wilfred turns around and contemplates with his guys.
Then taking two ang pows out, he says:
"One of them has more. Choose now!"
"give us both!! actually we want $8888!!"
Wilfred's jaw drops.
"We accept check."
"I didn't bring my checkbook!" He quickly replies.
"TOo bad."
Moment of amusement.
"Okay pass us the ang pow in your left hand."
This time the guys smile wickedly.
"well.. you're gonna have to open the door to let us do that!!"
But they fail.
"pass us through the side window!!"
He does so disappointedly.
After a moment,
"NOT ENOUGH!! GIVE US THE OTHER ONE!!"
"Only through the door!!" replies Wil.
Girls ponder their evil scheme.
"Okay here's what, tell you're guys to step back, only you can be at the door with the ang pow."
Another girl says:
"yeah tell them to stand five paces back, and after 4 seconds try and raech the open door and keep it open while we get the otehr ang pow from you!!"
They agree.
The door is unlocked.
The counting starts: one thousand, two thousand..
A girl reaches for the other ang pow.
Wilfred smartly steps back.
Guys jump forward and wrench the door open.
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!!!!
Yes they finally got in.
Wilfred unwisely reveals that he has two other ang pows actually.
Heh..
Then my sister steps out from her room.
The absolutely most gorgeous girl of the day, yes, even more than Lin ChiLing. for today.
Well.. next a series of pictures are taken as the guys still groan about the wasabi mix.
And they get into a convoy of cars and head to the girls place.
Sorry the camera is charging now so I cant show anything.
But right now we are waiting to head to the hotel for the tea ceremony.
So I prolly won't be posting anything till tomorrow.
I think.
Till then..
Oh.. the ang pow I got was $50.
And no Terry I'n not coming sch on monday. Too bad :D
Time now: 11.15am.
So far, a lot of things have happened.
Firstly, the bride groom came, in a bmw7(how did he get this)
And I went to the gate to 'greet' him.
There he was pleading away, asking for me to open his door, while I..
Well.. I did a series of stretches first..
"ohh sorry my hand has cramps!! gotta stretch!!"
"wa lau.. bobby pleaseeeee..."
Stretch stretch..
I walk over and lean on the car door.
"ahh okay now I'm ready. sorry what was it you wanted me to do??"
"open the door please?!?"
"What?? Oh okay sure!!"
I walk to the back door and open it.
The inside of my house erupts with laughter.
"Bobby NO!! I meant this one ARRRUUUGGHHH!!!"
"Oh you meant the other back door?? Oh sorry i'm right on it."
"No..."
"haha okay"
I walk back to the front door.
"So.. what's my prize for opening this door??"
"Well.. you get a red packet!! But only after you open it.."
"A red packet?? Hm letsee I can sell that for what.. 10cents? mebbe 20???"
Gives me bemused glare.
"Haha okay okay..."
I put my hand on the handle, and pull with all my might.
Or what seems like it heh..
"eh so sorry.. door cannot open leh.. dont think I got enuf strenght.. wait lemme stretch more 1st."
I do another series of stretches.
All this time, filming has taken and will be place.
"haha okay.."
I make another show of strenght, and finally open the door.
"THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here you GO!!!"
Presents me with ang pow.
"Haha okay thank you too!!."
I lead him and the pack of bestman to the front of my house.
The door is locked, with all the girlfriends waiting inside the hall.
The groom, Wilfred, looks stunned.
FIRST ROUND
One girl leans forward and shouts:
"Each of you state your name and what you are here for!!!"
"umm.. okay.. I am Wilfred, and I am here to pick up the BRIDE!!"
"I am Wayne and I'm here to help Wilfred pick up the bride!"
"I am Ken and I'm gonna help Wilfred secure the bride!!"
"I am Bryan and Wilfred WILL secure his Bride."
Then the last guy..
"uhh.. I am zhi yong.. and I am here to deliver hamper.."
WWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
SECOND ROUND
Another girl leans forward:
"Okay now I want you to lift the cloth off that chair,
Each of you have to drink what's in the container."
They lift off the cloth, to reveal five containers of mushy green stuff.
One guys sniffs it.
"EEYUUKK!! WASABI AND SOY SAUCE!!"
Many groans from the other guys.
"YES, MUST FINISH ALL OF IT!!"
Guys have no choice, so they do.
Their eyes all were tearing after that.
Lucky they had bottles of water to wash it down with.
"so.. can we come in now?!?" asks Wilfred.
"NO!!"
THIRD ROUND
"We are gonna ask you a series of questions. Each one wrong has a penalty!!"
By now guys are frantically looking for other ways to get in.
Too bad though.. all side doors are locked.
"aaiiee... okay.."
"1st Qn, very easy one: When was Sarah's Birthday?!?"
(My sis's name is Sarah, brother is Paul)
"ahh.. 1st July 1980!!!"shouts Wilfred.
"very good!!!"
Wilfred wipes the sweat off his brow.
"Next: What is Sarah's favourite colour of the moment!!???"
"PINK!! Cos she wanted Pink flowers."
"WRONG!! IT'S PURPLE!!!!"
Commotion erupts!!
Wilfred turns away in shame. Lol.
"AS A PENALTY, ALL OF YOU, 20 PUSH-UPS EACH!!!!"
Another series of groans erupts.
Well to cut a long part short, all of them take off their coats and do it.
Wilfred's back by now is drenched with sweat.
"VERY GOOD!! Third qn: Where was your first date, and what was Sarah wearing.."
Wilfred looks stunned, then thinks for a looong time.
"umm.. it was a french restaurant.."
"WRONG!!!! THAT WAS THE SECOND DATE!!"
Wilfred breaks out in more sweat!! Haha...
Then he thinks for a while again.
"SIAM Thai restaurant??!? And she was wearing jeans!!"
"what top was she wearing?!?"
"I dunno cos I only noticed her bum!!!" Wilfred cheekily replies.
"WAAAAHH. At least tell the colour!!"
"A pink top?!?"
"WRONG!! IT WAS PURPLE!!!!!"
Penalty: Starjump and touch your toes.
Guys make note to themselves that purple is the colour of the day.
Keep in mind that they were all wearing tuxes.
Guys brainstorm, and one guy lifts another up so he can touch his toes while in starjump.
"Hee well done."
(I think there were two more qns.. but i can't rem them right now sorry)
"Okay now, you have to sing the chorus of a Whitney Houston song, through Sarah's window, expressing your love for her."
Wilfred thinks, then in his croaky voice, churns out 'I Will ALways Love You'.
"Very nice, now what do you have to offer to get in??!?"
Hint Hint:ang pow!
"I STILL HAVE TO DO SOMEMORE AFTER ALL THAT?!?!?"
"Yes.."
Wilfred turns around and contemplates with his guys.
Then taking two ang pows out, he says:
"One of them has more. Choose now!"
"give us both!! actually we want $8888!!"
Wilfred's jaw drops.
"We accept check."
"I didn't bring my checkbook!" He quickly replies.
"TOo bad."
Moment of amusement.
"Okay pass us the ang pow in your left hand."
This time the guys smile wickedly.
"well.. you're gonna have to open the door to let us do that!!"
But they fail.
"pass us through the side window!!"
He does so disappointedly.
After a moment,
"NOT ENOUGH!! GIVE US THE OTHER ONE!!"
"Only through the door!!" replies Wil.
Girls ponder their evil scheme.
"Okay here's what, tell you're guys to step back, only you can be at the door with the ang pow."
Another girl says:
"yeah tell them to stand five paces back, and after 4 seconds try and raech the open door and keep it open while we get the otehr ang pow from you!!"
They agree.
The door is unlocked.
The counting starts: one thousand, two thousand..
A girl reaches for the other ang pow.
Wilfred smartly steps back.
Guys jump forward and wrench the door open.
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!!!!
Yes they finally got in.
Wilfred unwisely reveals that he has two other ang pows actually.
Heh..
Then my sister steps out from her room.
The absolutely most gorgeous girl of the day, yes, even more than Lin ChiLing. for today.
Well.. next a series of pictures are taken as the guys still groan about the wasabi mix.
And they get into a convoy of cars and head to the girls place.
Sorry the camera is charging now so I cant show anything.
But right now we are waiting to head to the hotel for the tea ceremony.
So I prolly won't be posting anything till tomorrow.
I think.
Till then..
Oh.. the ang pow I got was $50.
And no Terry I'n not coming sch on monday. Too bad :D
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